How Hot Is It?

IT’S SO HOT in South Dakota

…..the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
…..the trees are whistling for the dogs.
…..the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
… water comes from both taps.
… can make sun tea instantly.
… learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
…..the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
… discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car (one on each hand).
… discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
… actually burn your hand opening the car door.
… break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30 A.M.
…..your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on       the pavement and cook to death”?
… realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
…..the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
…..the cows are giving evaporated milk.
… are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

What are you going to do this weekend to keep cool?  I’m going to sit back and enjoy a smoothie.

Cindy, who loves “cookinwithmixes



1 thought on “How Hot Is It?

  1. Time to make a HUGE vat of Lemonade, and get out there somewhere and sell it to make some extra money! People DO NOT have to participate in the lousy economy, if they don’t want to! Great blog, by the way!

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